Ttere SMS nahi aarele
Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
More Munna Bhai SMS
PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhains?
MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know who is Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga bapu ka!
After finishing MBBS... Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.
He checked his FIRST patient's eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
"Battery is OK"