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Oxford Kya Hai

Oxford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.




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CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aaya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
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Ttere SMS nahi aarele

Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele,
Bhai ka khopdi bahot tight he,
Bol nikalu kya tera luky draw?
Bole to do-char SMS chipka dal mamu.
Sender...Circuit Bhai.!

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