Slow Poison

Munna Bhai : Tere ko maaloom hai k cigarette ek tarah se slow poison ka kaam karta hai.

Patient: To mujhe kaunsa marne ki jaldi hai.





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Girls Hostel Entry

PRINCIPAL : Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.

Oxford Kya Hai

MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Oxford bole toh Bailgaadi.

Bachpan Ka Dost

CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apne bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe.
Mera sara chain collection apne kamre mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apne chain pechan lega.

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