A Zulu girl got a new boyfriend.
When the boyfriend put on a condom the girl phoned her mother and told her "NGEMPELA NGILITHOLILE ELISHA SHA ISOKA NGISHO NEPIPI YALO IMBALA ISESEPLASTIKINI"
Aaj hote onek dure, Ei smritir kothar pore.. Abcha hoe amai jadi abar mone pore, Ekbarti kanti pete sono amr dak, Bujhie bolo samaytake ektu thomke thke. Chilam ami,achi ami,thakbo nako pore.... Tai mone rekho 3ti katha ............. Tomay--Mone--Pore
Tomar jonna Sokal,
Dupur tomar jonna Sondha,
Tomar jonna sokol Gulap & Rojonigondha.
Tomar jonnae sob Sur tomar jonnae Chondo Noton Bochor boya anuk Onabil Anondo.
Tur eccha golo ura bayrak pakhna doti mala,
Dingoli tur jakna keta amni hasa khala,
Aoporno na thaka jano tur kuno shokh,
Ai kamonay bondo tuka Eid-Mubarak.