Excuse for mistake

Excuse for mistake

A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"

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Ppyaar karna nahi aata

Wife 2 husband: Tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata,
Hus: Achha to ye 3 bachhe kya internet se download kiye hain.
Wife: Nahi ye to sharmaji ki pen drive se liye hain.

Difficult Sport to Watch

Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.

6 Benefits

Six benefits of girls milk.

1. Cat can't drink.
2. No need of glass.
3. No expiry date.
4. Packed in beautiful container.
5. No need to boil. 6. 1+1 offer.

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