A wife comes home unexpectedly one day and finds her husband in bed with a lady midget. Upset and furious over his actions, the woman screams, "You promised me two weeks ago that you would never cheat on me again!" Trying his best to calm her down, the husband turns to his wife and says, "Take it easy Dear, Can't you see I'm trying to taper off?"
Wife met her husband at the door
The angry wife met her husband at the door.
His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick.
"I assume," she barked, "There is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o'clock in the morning?"
"There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
More Sexy SMS
Wife 2 husband: Tumhein pyaar karna nahi aata,
Hus: Achha to ye 3 bachhe kya internet se download kiye hain.
Wife: Nahi ye to sharmaji ki pen drive se liye hain.
Which is most difficult sport in the world to watch?
Women's doubles tennis- 9 balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.