U have a brain disease
U have a brain disease.
Your brain is in 2 parts, left and right.
Left brain has nothing right in it
and right brain has nothing left in it.
More Insult SMS
My eyes detected,
My heart reacted,
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Khane ko de
Mat Khana PLZ
Idhar-Udhar Nigah rakna
Goverment ne Awara Kutta mar muhim chala rakhi hai
Tumhari aankhein chanda k samaan,
Tumhara chehra chanda k samaan,
Tumhare nak bal kan sab chanda k samaan,
Kyoki chanda hai mere Bhains ka naam.