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I was a newspaper

I was a newspaper

Wife : I wish I was a newspaper,
so i'd be in your hand all day.

Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper,
so I could have new one everyday.




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Girlfriend : Will u love me
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Boyfriend : It depends on your
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Mother to teenaged daughter,
going to a party, "Have a nice time
and be a good girl"

"Oh mother! make up ur mind"

The time travelling

The time travelling is just too dangerous,
Better that I devote myself to study the
other great mystery of the universe - Women!

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