I was a newspaper
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper,
so i'd be in your hand all day.
Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper,
so I could have new one everyday.
More Funny SMS
Girlfriend : Will u love me
after marriage also?
Boyfriend : It depends on your
husband, if he allowe me....
Mother to teenaged daughter,
going to a party, "Have a nice time
and be a good girl"
"Oh mother! make up ur mind"
The time travelling is just too dangerous,
Better that I devote myself to study the
other great mystery of the universe - Women!