Relatives of urs
A couple drove down the river
just after a quarrel... goats and pigs
Wife : relatives of urs.
Husband : yes.......... IN-LAWS.
More Funny SMS
Love is like cigar...
It starts with fire...
Continues with smoke... and
Ends in ashes.
BUT DON'T WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper,
so i'd be in your hand all day.
Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper,
so I could have new one everyday.
Girlfriend : Will u love me
after marriage also?
Boyfriend : It depends on your
husband, if he allowe me....