Giving birth to a baby
Once a wife was about to
give birth to a baby.
Husband said "If it looks like u,
it wud be great",
She said "If it looks like u, it wud be a miracle"
More Funny SMS
A couple drove down the river
just after a quarrel... goats and pigs
Wife : relatives of urs.
Husband : yes.......... IN-LAWS.
Love is like cigar...
It starts with fire...
Continues with smoke... and
Ends in ashes.
BUT DON'T WORRY WE ARE CHAIN SMOKERS
Wife : I wish I was a newspaper,
so i'd be in your hand all day.
Husband : I too wish that u were a newspaper,
so I could have new one everyday.