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Police to Mujrim

Police to Mujrim

Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....




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Aurat ke haath me

Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.

Prayer

SON: Kal, dady k room se PRAY karne ki awaz aa rahi thi,
MOM: Pray karna to achhi baat hai,
SON: Dady to chup the, unki secretry pray kar rahi thi,
"O GOD O GOD".

Sar pe time bomb

Agar tumhare sar pe time bomb rakh diya jaye...
to bolo pehle kya fatega,
Tumhara sar ya bomb??

Sar??

bomb??

abey nahi sab se pehle to "TERI FATEGI"
haa naaa......

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