AITBAAR

Lund pe aitbaar kisko hai,
Mil jaaye chodne ko to inkar kis ko hai,
Kuch mushkilen hai choot paane mein dost
Warna muth marne se pyaar kisko hai.




More Adult Hindi SMS

Hairan ya Pareshan

On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1inch penis & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Yeh erected hai!

Police to Mujrim

Police to Mujrim : Tune bachche ki gand kyu mari??
Mujrim : Ji janab thand thi or bachcha khoobsurat tha,
Police : Ab Bacha kaha hai??
Mujrim : Wo khush hai or sms pad raha hai.....

Aurat ke haath me

Kehte hain: "Aurat ke haath me barkat hoti hai!"
Bilkul sahi hai, 3 inch ki cheez haath me do to, 9 inch ki kar deti hai.

Show All Adult Hindi SMS
loading...