A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Big and Great Poeple
One day a foreigner asked to an Indian : "Does any big and great poeple born in your country."
Indian: No sir only small babies.
More Funny SMS
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: Secretary says GOOD MORNING SIR
& Private secretary says ITS MORNING SIR
SmS dosnt mean "SHORT msgin SERVICE"
It also means
Share My Sweetness
Search My Soul
Seek My Sweetheart
Succeed My Smarty
See ME Smiling
So Keep SMSING.