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Ek-Ek Karke Aao

Ek-Ek Karke Aao

Banta: Kal muje 10 logo ne peeta.
Santa: Phir tune kya kiya?
Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.
Santa: Phir?
Banta: Phir kya, salon ne ek-ek karke dubara peeta!




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Shadi ke wakt chota bachcha rone laga
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Nurse come out with the newborn kid,
Santa rushed 2 her & after seing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR.
Nurse slapped: Leave my finger, its girl.

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