Mandir

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Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.




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Police Investigation

Aik sardar Europe gaya wahan us ko police ne roka aur investigation start kar di.
Sardar ko English nai aati thi..
Us ne Sick Leave ki Application suna di.
Police ne use Pagal samajh k chor dia..
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Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai

Boy: Tujh Mein Rab Dikhta Hai yara main kya karu.
Girl: Mattha tek or dafaa ho.

Antim Ichcha

Inspector to Banta: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri antim ichcha kya hai?
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