Jaan Bach Gayi

My friend, I heard that someone has put gun on your ear and said that "JAAN DO YA GAAND DO"
Thank god ki yaar teri jaan bach gayi.




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Nanga Aadmi aur Haathi

Ek baar, ek nanga aadmi aur ek haathi amne saaamne aa gaye.
Haathhi ne nange aadmi ko thodi der dekha, aur kaha, "Tum itni chiti si chiz (thing) se saans kaise lete ho.

Kab se Pyar Karte Ho

Baap- Tum Meri Beti Ko Kab se Pyar Karte Ho?
Ladka- 4 Month Se
Bap- Kaise yakin Karu
Ldka- Aur 5 Mahine Rukk Jaiye..

Apni Shaadi

1960
Ma : Apni cast ki ldki se shadi karna
1980
Apni religion ki ladki se
1990
Pasand ki ladki se
2000
Ladki se hi karna

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