Not in the bed
Q : What did blonde's mom say to her before her date?
A : If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
More Funny SMS
Like energy Love can't neither be
created nor destroyed....
It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Olny once in your life
u meet someone with whom
u can spend ur time
u can share ur happiness
Till then enjoy with the wrong one!
Boss : Expert say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Emoloyee : Who's there
Boss : Not you anymore.