Car Loan

Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!




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Raadhe raadhe kudi phasaa de,
Harre murari hove kunwari,
Jai shri ram bane meri jaan,
Wahe guruji da khalsa ek soni kudi di lalsa.

Umeedo ki Shama

Umeedo ki shama dil me mat jhalana!!
Is jahan se alag dunia mat basana!!
Aaj bus mood mein the to message bhej diya!!
Par roz intezar mein pallke mat bichana!!

Mandir

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Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

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