Malika as Draupadi
If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
Hum to dekhen ye vastron mein kaisi lagti hai..?
More Hindi SMS
Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe - Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali
Mere SMS ke charche jahan mein hone lage;
Log mere sms ke diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
Jise nahi mila wo mobile patak patak ke rone lage!
Santa bought a car on loan...
He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!