Dil Chura Liya

IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%
BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate.

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
Hum to dekhen ye vastron mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Ali ke 4 baache hue, naam rakhe Yusuf Ali,
Altaf Ali, Irfan Ali, Asif Ali,
Fir 5va or 6va bacha hua to Ali ke begum
ne naam rakhe - Bas-Kar Ali, Raham-Ali