Working in a Girls Hostel
A boy got a job in a Girl's Hostel.
After one month, warden asked: Why didn't u come for ur salary?
Boy said: Kya bat kar rahe ho salary bhi milegi?
More Hindi SMS
BREAKNG NEWS: All ATMs in Punjab r jammed & not working. Bcoz,all Sardarnies put hair pin in machine when it said
"Enter ur PIN".
Santa hospital mein 1 nurse se kehta hai - I LUV U, tumne mera dil chura liya.
Nurse sharmakar - Chal jhute humne to sirf KIDNEY churai hai.
IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE
BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate.