To approach a girl

To approach a girl

Best pickup line to approach a girl...
Go to her & ask "Is ur dad a terrorist"

She will say "What"

Then u say "no no I asked bcoz u
are such a bomb"

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Not in the bed

Q : What did blonde's mom say to her before her date?

A : If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Like energy

Like energy Love can't neither be
created nor destroyed....

It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

Olny once in your life

Olny once in your life
u meet someone with whom
u can spend ur time
u can share ur happiness
n sorrows.

Till then enjoy with the wrong one!

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