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I Can Do Anything For You

I Can Do Anything For You

Boy: I will climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean, walk on hot coal barefoot just 4 u.
Girl: So sweet can u come to meet me??
Boy: Not now, abhi mummy ghar se bahar nahi jane dengi.




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Woh choom le ek bar to

Woh choom le ek bar to ud jaati hai neend,
Unki awaz sunte sunte raat jati hai beet,
Is liye kehte hain yeh risk na uthao,
"MORTEIN JALAO", "MACHAR BHAGAO"

Ek Waqt Tha...

Ek waqt tha tumare sms aise aate the jaise kisi ne tumare sar pe pistol rahki hui hai or tumse sms karwa raha hai.
Mager ab lagta hai jaise goli maar di hai.

Beaware of 'S'

Hamne zindagi ki shurarat 'S' se ki,
'S' se suraj, 'S' se subah, 'S' se swagat, 'S' se saaz, 'S' se
Sangeet par phir 'S' se samay ne aisi karwat badli ke
'S' se hamari shaadi ho gai, aur fir jeewan ka arth
Saas, sasur, saala, saali, sasural or sankat ho gaya
To hamne 'S' se sharab peene lage, so beaware of 'S'.

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