Men Passes More Gas
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
More Funny SMS
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love,
1 u hate, 1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.