What to do on Anniversary
Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
More Funny SMS
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!
What is Talent and what is Intelligence?
Walking on a tight rope over Niagra Falls is Talent.
Not trying such a thing is called Intelligence :-p