Interviewer: Imagine that u r in room with all doors & windows closed & it caught fire, now how can u escape?
Candidate: Very simple, I'll stop imagining.
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Wife: Darling today is our marriage anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Wife: I hate the beggar who came yesterday!
Wife: I gave him food yesterday and today he gifted me a book "How to Cook"!!