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Person who is leaving India

Person who is leaving India

What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
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Socho...............
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Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).




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Dil, Mann aur Dhadkan

Q: Woh kaun hai jo Dil mein hain, Mann mein hai par Dhadkan mein nahi?
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Socho Socho
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Ans. Arrey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani

Coke peete, Pepsi peete, bhool gaye nimbu paani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
MTV, Channel-V cool hain bhool gaye Akashwani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Reserve Bank hai Khali, Hai Swiss Bank mein maal paani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Ideas hain naye naye Problem whoi purani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Hong Kong main honeymoon, New york main meri naani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Kapde hain Amreeki, Gaadiyan hain Japani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani
Paanch saal mein chaar government, dekhi, suni na jaani,
Phir Bhi Dil Hai Hindustani

Khudi ko kar kanjoos itna

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