Ghalib Ki Girl Friend
Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
More Hindi SMS
5 points that prove you are a normal student
1: Unnecessary talk on phone and messages
2: Plan each day to study but end of the day KAL SE PAKKA
3: You have all the data but you work before the dead line.
4: Right now you are thinking of forwarding this message to your friends.
5: On each point you smile because it's true.
Q. Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha us ka naam kya tha..........?
What will! u call a person who is leaving India??
Ans. Hindustan Lever (Leaver).