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Do u remember the day

Do u remember the day

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window, u put ur face out, then people started shouting, TWINS TWINS.




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Kaghaz Pe Likha Tera Naam

Kore kaghaz pe likha tera naam hai,
Teri tasveer banai aur likha ye paigham hai,
Dimaghi tawazun theek nahi
Dhoondhne wale ko 50,000 ka inaam hai.

Most people have 5 senses

Most people have 5 senses.
But u r blessed with 6 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Dil ne dil se

Dil ne dil se kuchh kehna chhor dia,
Aankhon ne aankhon se milna chhor dia,
Aur Lux Rs.25 ka kya hua mere dost,
Aapne to muh dhona hi chhor dia.

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