Christmas is just like
Why is Christmas just like a day at office?
You do all the work and a fat guy
in the suit gets all the credit!
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Best pickup line to approach a girl...
Go to her & ask "Is ur dad a terrorist"
She will say "What"
Then u say "no no I asked bcoz u
are such a bomb"
Q : What did blonde's mom say to her before her date?
A : If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
Like energy Love can't neither be
created nor destroyed....
It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.