Christmas is just like

Christmas is just like

Why is Christmas just like a day at office?

You do all the work and a fat guy
in the suit gets all the credit!

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To approach a girl

Best pickup line to approach a girl...
Go to her & ask "Is ur dad a terrorist"

She will say "What"

Then u say "no no I asked bcoz u
are such a bomb"

Not in the bed

Q : What did blonde's mom say to her before her date?

A : If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

Like energy

Like energy Love can't neither be
created nor destroyed....

It can just be transferred from
one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

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