I love the sea, I love the rocks, but when I see you I need to puke !
I am born this way
I am born this way, but what is your excuse?
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I love the sea
Really full of confidence
When are you really full of confidence? .............. If you fart having diarrhoea.
Roses are red
Roses are red ... Violets are blue ... but a face like yours belongs in the zoo !!!