Face of a Saint
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?