If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!
Face of a Saint
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
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If you did not have any feet
More often than women
Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.
Try one more time
Ok honey, we will try one more time!! How do you spell 'IQ' ?