I wish you

I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

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Face of a Saint

You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

If you did not have any feet

If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!

More often than women

Why do men fart more often than women? Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

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