I wish you lots of itching and short arms.
Roses are red
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
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Face of a Saint
You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!
If you did not have any feet
If you did not have any feet, would you wear shoes?? ...no... why do you wear a bra????!!!