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I think you are

I think you are

I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...




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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!

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I wish you lots of itching and short arms.

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You have the face of a saint...a Saint-Bernard!

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