I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Fart is a flying planet
A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men.
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I think you are
Roses are red
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!
I wish you
I wish you lots of itching and short arms.