A fart is a flying planet, created by God & produced by men.
This is your boss
This is your boss: "You are allowed to read the newspaper during the working hours and do certainly not miss the job adds."
More Daring SMS
I think you are ugly and stupid, You are a real pain in the ...... Wait a moment.... oh no, I do have the right number...
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I sense the smell of the bathroom, I think of you!