2 Gante Kiya

Girl: Kal rat to hadd he ho gayi, Uff 2 ghante! meri to jaan he nikal gayi
Saare kapre geele ho gaye
Pehle to ek ghanta karte the
Magar kal to poore 2 ghante tak bina ruke kiya
1 Ghanta hi buhat tha
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ye 2 Ghante ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai.




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Girl to riksha wala

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to oil laga kar khada kia hai
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Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le lo.

Hello hello mera lelo

Hello hello mera lelo

kya?

Salam.

Bolo bolo apni kholo.

kya?

Zuban

Dekho apni khol k dekho

kya?

Aankhien

Kitna bara hai mera

kya?

DIL

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu

1 Girl ask 2 Pappu : Woh kya hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hai?
Pappu : Legs

Girl : Woh kya hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai?
Pappu: Pocket.

Girl : Woh kya hai jo log din mein karne k bajaye raat ko bistar pe karte hain.
Pappu: Neend puri karte hain.

Girl : Woh kya hai jo larki pehli dafa karwate hue dard se roti hai?
Pappu : Kaan mein chhed.

Aap bhi apni soch pappu ki tarah saaf rakhein.

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