Bad Pick Up Lines - Nasty
1. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
2. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
3. Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
5. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
6. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
7. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
8. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
9. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
10. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
11. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
12. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
13. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
14. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
More Pick Up Lines
1. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
2. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep gettin lost in your eyes.
3. Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
4. Girl, you gotta be tired coz you been runnin through my mind all day.
5. Got two nipples for a dime?
6. Help, somethings wrong with my eyes - I just can't take them off you.
7. Hey baby, you must be a light switch, coz every time I see you, you turn me on!
8. Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
9. I think I feel like Richard Gere - I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.
10. I'm sick. My medicine is to talk to you.
11. Was you Father an Alien? Cos honey on planet earth there's nothing else like you!
12. You're eyes are bluer than the atlantic ocean and baby, I'm all lost at sea.
13. You're like a dictionary - you add meaning to my life!
14. You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.