Super Mario Bros. Pick Up Lines
1. If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
2. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.
3. I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
4. Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
5. I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.
6. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
7. Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
8. You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.
9. They don't call me Super for nothing.
10. If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.
More Pick Up Lines
1. Nice pants, baby. What's the drop rate?
2. Your eyes are so blue, they remind me of 24 stam gems.
3. Do ya wanna grind?
4. Yeah, that's right... I'm hung like a tauren.
5. I've heard that you are an Epic mount.
6. Come on, girl... I have the blessing of protection!
7. Why don't you seduce me? My resistance is low.
8. Hey Girl, do ya wanna socket my gem?
9. Can I raid your molten core?
10. Wanna take my Swift Pink Hawkstrider for a ride?
11. You must be whitemane, because you just made my champion arise!
12. My staff can use a little enchant. I have mats and will tip!
13. I'm no Kobald, but you can take my candle anytime!
14. "Looking for Group"
15. My Heart is BOP and you just rolled Need
16. Have you ever procced flurry on a Gizmo-tron jackhammer?
17. Baby, being with me is like a Paladin casting Divine Shield. It'll last about 10 seconds and you won't feel a thing.
18. You can summon my Imp!
19. Are you a vendor, because I'd like to browse your goods.
1. Hi. The voices in my head just told me to come talk to you.
2. My sister can see the future. Let me give you a clue, it's Me + You.
3. Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.
4. Pardon me Miss. I...uhh..hello? Dang it! She fainted again. Why can't I stop dazzling people?
5. Have you been drinking, or do I intoxicate you?
6. I have a private island. Wanna see it?
7. Hi, I'm Edward. I can be the super hero or the bad guy.
8. I'm an addict. Will you be my heroin?
1. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
2. I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
3. Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
4. I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
5. If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
6. There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
7. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
8. What time do you have to be back in heaven?
9. Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
10. You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
11. You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
12. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
13. You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
14. You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.