Medical Doctor Pick Up Lines

Medical Doctor Pick Up Lines

1. My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I'm falling for you.

2. (Hold out a stethoscope) Why don't you listen to your heart and go out with me?

3. My adductor isn't the only thing that's longus.

4. I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.

5. Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.

6. Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

7. (Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

8. When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

9. How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy?

10. Baby, you make me vasodilate!

11. No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.

12. Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

13. That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn't coming from an artery.

14. I am an organ donor, need anything?

15. Come into my office and take off your pants.

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Halo Pick Up Lines

1. You wanna ride on my 'hog?

2. Are you impressed with how I handle my sniper? You should see what I can do with the weapon I pack under my armor.

3. I usually press "X" to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well?

4. I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can't take my eyes off you.

5. Do you need a Magnum because I've got one right here for you. In my pants.

6. Are we playing Assault? Cause I'm pretty sure you are the bomb.

7. When I came near you, the announcer said "unfreakinbelievable"... I would have to agree.

8. What do you say I take my flag to your base and score?

9. I'm like a plasma grenade. Let me get on you and you are guaranteed to explode.

10. (eyeing the breast plate) I am a master dual wielder. Mind if I give those a go?

11. I was following the indicator of where to score and it brought me to you.

12. I would like to gain access to your base. Shall I enter from the front or the rear?

Halloween Pick Up Lines

1. I want to ask you out, but I've got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots...

2. That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.

3. When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it's an "in" look.

4. Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself!

5. Please come home with me. You never know what I'll turn into, at midnight!

6. Hey baby, you've captured my eye. Could I have it back? It's the only one I've got, to fall in love with you at first sight.

7. Mmm baby! You're decomposing in ALL the right places!

Super Mario Bros. Pick Up Lines

1. If I had the choice, I would spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.

2. If Princess Toad looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

3. I'd rather ride you than Yoshi any day.

4. Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

5. I know how Mario must feel, 'cause I really want to clean your pipes.

6. Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.

7. Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.

8. You don't have to turn on a game to play with me.

9. They don't call me Super for nothing.

10. If you were a warp tube, I'd be in you all day.

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