Jewish Pick Up Lines - 2
1. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
2. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
3. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
4. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
5. Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
6. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
7. You had me at Shalom.
8. I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
9. can I put out your burning bush?
10. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
11. Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes
12. I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
13. Once you go Jew, nothing else will do
14. Do you want to shake my luluv?
15. If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
More Pick Up Lines
1. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
2. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
3. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!
4. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.
5. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
6. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.
7. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.
8. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.
9. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.
10. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.
11. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.
12. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
13. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.
14. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.
15. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.
1. You're more special than relativity.
2. My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
3. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
4. How do you feel about group experiments?
5. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.
6. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.
7. Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
8. Let's exchange fermions!
9. Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.
10. You and Me = Grand Unification
11. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
12. In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.
13. Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.
14. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
15. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.
1. I must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest!
2. Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber!
3. Me skull and crossbones aren't the only things I plan on raisin' tonight!
4. Nice poop deck on ya, lady. Care for a swabbin'?
5. Let me stick me cannon in your porthole.
6. Arrrrrrrrrrrrr you free this Saturday?
7. Is that an 'X' on the seat of your pants? 'Cause it appears that there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
8. Yo, ho ho! How 'bouts a bottle of rum?
9. Do ya mind if the parrot watches?
10. Strike yer panties and prepare to be boarded, lassie!