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Jewish Pick Up Lines - 3

Jewish Pick Up Lines - 3

1. God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak

2. I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway

3. You must not be kosher for passover because you're makeing my matza rise

4. Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes

5. Do you want to try my hebrew national hotdog?

6. Do you want to spin my dreidel?

7. Can I come into your massada?

8. Which commandment do you want to break?

9. Want to party in my sukkah?

10. Why is this night different than all other nights? I'll show you why...

11. Do you want to try for 9 crazy nights?

12. My apples are just dying for your honey!

13. Don't worry I won't passover you

14. I'll take you to the promised land.

15. Can I go into you garden of Eden?




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Jewish Pick Up Lines - 2

1. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?

2. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.

3. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!

4. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.

5. Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?

6. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.

7. You had me at Shalom.

8. I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

9. can I put out your burning bush?

10. Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

11. Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes

12. I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years

13. Once you go Jew, nothing else will do

14. Do you want to shake my luluv?

15. If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?

Jewish Pick Up Lines - 1

1. Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.

2. If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.

3. My name may not be Luna, but I sure know how to Lovegood!

4. I know we're not in Professor Flitwick's class, but you still are charming.

5. My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.

6. Being without you is like being afflicted with the Cruciatus Curse.

7. Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean.

8. Your name must be Severus Severus, because you're making my prince full blood.

9. Interested in making some magic together? My wand is at the ready.

10. I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I'm about to get lucky.

11. Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul.

12. I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.

13. If I were to look into the Mirror of Erised, I'd see the two of us together.

14. You are like a bottle of Skele-Gro: You're growing me a bone.

15. You must be magical, because I've fallen under your spell.

Physics Pick Up Lines - 2

1. You're more special than relativity.

2. My last partner wasn't very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.

3. I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?

4. How do you feel about group experiments?

5. Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.

6. Heisenberg was wrong. I'm certain about what you're doing tonight.

7. Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?

8. Let's exchange fermions!

9. Engineers don't know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can't get the job done.

10. You and Me = Grand Unification

11. Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?

12. In my bed, it's perpetual motion all night long, baby.

13. Two large masses that are close together are supposed to radiate gravitational waves. I think that you're a big part of that.

14. I'm attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun - with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.

15. I'm hung like a Foucault pendulum.

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