Biology and Chemistry Pick Up Lines - 1
1. If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
2. You're so hot, you denature my proteins.
3. Can I be the phasor to your electron and take you to an excited state?
4. You must be gibberelin, because I'm experiencing some stem elongation.
5. You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
6. Hey baby, will a little more alcohol catalyze this reaction?
7. Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
8. Im more attracted to you then F is attracted to an electron.
9. I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
10. I want to work on your leucine zipper with my zinc fingers.
11. If you were oxygen, I would be an alkali metal so i could get in you and explode!
12. We fit together like the sticky ends of recombinant DNA.
13. You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
14. You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power.
15. If I were a neurotransmitter, I would be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.
More Pick Up Lines
1. Would you care to see my longsword in action?
2. You look like a maiden in distress, why don't I save you?
3. Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.
4. I most certainly am King in bed! Shall I prove it to you?
5. It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.
6. I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!
7. Don't believe the rumours you've heard... the Bubonic plague didn't affect my important organs.
8. Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.
9. They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
10. What a fine gown you're wearing, my lady. Perchance may I talk you out of it?
11. I may not be a priest, but I can take you to the heavens, princess.
12. Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.
1. Fair Maiden, you can scale my battlements any day!
2. What's a princess like you doing in a dungeon like this?
3. I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
4. Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
5. When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren't the only things that got stretched.
6. What a fine set of chalices you have.
7. It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.
8. You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?
9. Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?
10. If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.
1. Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you
2. If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
3. Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you're an angel)!
4. This saltwater reminds me of the tears that came to my eyes when I first saw you
5. Can I dip my maror in your charoset
6. How about you and I make the dead sea cum alive
7. Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
8. When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
9. Are u bat mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
10. I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
11. Just like the Ner Tamid, my love for you burns eternal.
12. A woman like you makes me wish our mechitza were see-through.
13. In this shul, women are not called up to the torah. May I call you up at home?