Christmas-themed, Santa Claus Pick Up Lines - 2
1. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.
2. I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!
3. I know when you`we been bad or good.
4. Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?
5. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you
6. He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh
7. Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it
8. Wanna meet Santa's little helper?
9. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?
10. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.
11. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?
12. Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."
13. I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.
14. I can get you off the Naughty List.
More Pick Up Lines
1. I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.
2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
3. I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk!
4. You are what I want for Christmas.
5. I've got something special in the sack for you!
6. Some of my best toys run on batteries...
7. Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?
8. I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...
9. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.
10. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.
11. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?
12. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!
1. Hey baby, want to form a zygote?
2. It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause I'm going to make you sweat
3. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze areound your axon and give you a fast action potential. (good old neuroscience)
4. Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
5. If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
6. If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
7. If you were C6, and I were H12, all we would need is the air we breathe to be sweeter than sugar.
8. Whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away
9. I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
10. You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
11. Can I be your enzyme? because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
12. You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
13. Right now we're just two RNA, but maybe we could transcribe together and become DNA.
14. I have a smooth endoplasmic reticulum but know that I like it rough, if you know what I mean.
15. I also prefer my ribosomes bound...tight. Spin me round with your basal body and make sure it's turgid.
16. Do you like aerobic respiration as much as I do?
1. Hey, wanna put your alpha helix in my beta barrel?
2. Hey baby, why don't you get your ligase working on my okazaki fragment and lengthen my strand.
3. Hey, are you an alpha carbon, because you look susceptible to backside attack!
4. Do you want to extract some protein from my column?
5. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
6. Everyone knows its not the size of the vector that matters, but the way the force is delivered.
7. How about me and you go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
8. If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?
9. We can make a mess as I've hired some lysosomes to clean up after.
10. My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!
11. I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.
12. You're so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.
13. I wish I were adenine because then I could get paired with U.
14. You're like telophase, I admire your cleavage.
15. Hey baby, want to form a synapse with me and exchange neurotransmitters?