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SAT Preparation Pick Up Lines - 1

SAT Preparation Pick Up Lines - 1

1. You have the propensity for taking my breath away.

2. Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.

3. Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.

4. It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.

5. I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.

6. I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.

7. My love for you is irrevocable.

8. That gossamer shirt you're wearing makes it really easy to see what color bra you're wearing.

9. If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.

10. Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.

11. Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?

12. Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!

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Pick Up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds - 1

1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

2. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

3. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

4. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

6. Hey baby, what's your sine?

7. I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

9. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

10. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

11. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

12. I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

13. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.

14. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

15. Hey...nice asymptote.

Christmas-themed, Santa Claus Pick Up Lines - 2

1. Come sit on my lap. I've got a special gift just for you.

2. I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

3. I know when you`we been bad or good.

4. Hey Cutie ever do it in a sleigh?

5. I like milk and cookies but I would rather have you

6. He may have a nice car but I have a fast sleigh

7. Nice wrapping but I need to inspect it

8. Wanna meet Santa's little helper?

9. Shouldn't you be sitting on top of the tree, Angel?

10. You know, I'd love to show you the toys my elves make for adults.

11. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

12. Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you."

13. I've got the keys to the sleigh tonight.

14. I can get you off the Naughty List.

Christmas-themed, Santa Claus Pick Up Lines - 1

1. I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

2. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

3. I know when you`ve been bad or good...so let`s skip the small talk!

4. You are what I want for Christmas.

5. I've got something special in the sack for you!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries...

7. Are you interested in seeing the "North Pole"?

8. I see you when you`re sleeping & you don`t wear any underwear...

9. Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.

10. Please do not be alarmed if a big man wearing a red suit picks you up and throws you into a bag. (Why?) Because I asked for you for Christmas.

11. How about I slip down YOUR chimney, at half past midnight?

12. That's not a candy cane in my pocket. I'm just glad to see you!

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