__Pick Up Lines for Math Geeks and Nerds - 1__1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.

2. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.

3. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?

4. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.

5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.

6. Hey baby, what's your sine?

7. I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?

8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

9. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

10. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

11. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.

12. I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?

13. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.

14. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

15. Hey...nice asymptote.