Islamic, Muslim Pick Up Lines
1. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight".
2. I need to break my fast. Can I have a date?
3. Our parents engaged us when we were little; they must have forgotten to tell you.
4. I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
5. What school of thought do you follow, because I thought about you all through school.
6. To watch you pray is a sin of its own.
7. Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
8. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
9. I've had to fast every day since the first time I saw you.
10. Wow, you're beautiful! I see praying five times a day has paid off.
11. You remind me of the Ka'aba..I could walk around you all day long.
12. Allah created everyone in pairs, so what are you doing, single?
More Pick Up Lines
1. Do these flowers expiate the fact that I've been stalking you?
2. I can infer from the way you're looking at me that you'll be coming back to my place tonight!
3. Everytime I hear yoour voice it reverberates within my soul.
4. Girl don't repudiate me, I'm a nice guy.
5. You should be warned, I have the propensity for getting girls to come home with me!
6. I'm going to blazon my love for you all over town.
7. Being that beautiful just isn't equitable!
8. Those pectoral muscles are so hot they should be contraband.
9. It doesn't take an erudite scholar to know dat you are hot!
10. Watching you walk into the room has put me in a state of ferment.
11. I know you're noncommittal about comming home with me, so maybe i'll just get you drunk so we can turn that into a yes!
12. I commiserate with all the other girls in the room because they have to compete with someone as beautiful as you!
1. You have the propensity for taking my breath away.
2. Why don't we go upstairs so I can acculturate myself with your body.
3. Stop being querulous and just sleep with me.
4. It's inscrutable that God was able to let you out of heaven baby.
5. I can infer that you are smart enough to go out with me.
6. I gotta say that the amorphous dress does nothing to show off your fabulous figure.
7. My love for you is irrevocable.
8. That gossamer shirt you're wearing makes it really easy to see what color bra you're wearing.
9. If you were erudite you'd let me buy you a drink.
10. Seeing your beautiful face makes my smile agrandize.
11. Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you just affable?
12. Girl, it's axiomatic that you're absolutely gorgeous!
1. I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
2. My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
3. How can I know so many hundreds of digits of pi and not the 7 digits of your phone number?
4. I wish I was your second derivative so I could investigate your concavities.
5. You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
6. Hey baby, what's your sine?
7. I need a little help with my Calculus, can you integrate my natural log?
8. By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
9. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
10. Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
11. I am equivalent to the Empty Set when you are not with me.
12. I don't like my current girlfriend. Mind if I do a you-substitution?
13. I can figure out the square root of any number in less than 10 seconds. What? You don't believe me? Well, then, let's try it with your phone number.
14. Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?
15. Hey...nice asymptote.