Model United Nations (U.N.) Pick Up Lines - 2
1. Can I moderate your caucus?
2. Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.
3. How long is your conference?
4. I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.
5. It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.
6. If you're as long as the speaker's list, meet me in the bathroom.
7. I'll czech your republic.
8. It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.
9. My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?
10. I'd like to motion you to the floor.
11. I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.
12. Hey, wanna merge?
13. It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.
14. I motion to enlongate the caucus
More Pick Up Lines
1. For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.
2. I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece
3. Belize let me hold you.
4. I'm Hungary for Djibouti.
5. Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.
6. I Ecuador you.
7. I want to visit your Netherlands.
8. You can lift my sanctions any day!
9. If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.
10. I can cam your bodia.
11. I motion to table the Chair.
12. You're my point of personal inquiry.
13. I'm your point of personal privilege.
14. Can I put missiles in your country?
15. Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
1. My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
2. I'm in the mood to multiply.
3. There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go?
4. I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
5. Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
1. I'm not wearing an invisibility cloak, but do you think I could still visit your restricted section tonight?
2. I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets.
3. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
4. Have you been using the Petrificus Totalus spell? Because you've made me stiff.
5. Whaddya say you and me go look for the Room of Requirement?
6. Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own.
7. Are you using the Confundus charm or are you just naturally mind blowing?
8. Come on, let's do it Hippogriff style!
9. One night with me and they'll be calling you MOANING Myrtle.
10. You can have the portkey to my heart.
11. Come here, I'll show you a REAL Patronus.
12. I'd let you handle my wand any day!
13. Is that a wand in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?