Superman Pick Up Lines - 1
1. Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
2. You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
3. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
4. I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.
5. Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
6. I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
7. You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
8. Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
9. You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
10. You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
11. They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
12. They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
More Pick Up Lines
1. Can I moderate your caucus?
2. Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.
3. How long is your conference?
4. I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.
5. It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.
6. If you're as long as the speaker's list, meet me in the bathroom.
7. I'll czech your republic.
8. It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.
9. My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?
10. I'd like to motion you to the floor.
11. I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.
12. Hey, wanna merge?
13. It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.
14. I motion to enlongate the caucus
1. For a third-world country, you're pretty well-developed.
2. I Motion to invade Djibouti with the aid of Greece
3. Belize let me hold you.
4. I'm Hungary for Djibouti.
5. Motion for a one-on-one unmoderated caucus.
6. I Ecuador you.
7. I want to visit your Netherlands.
8. You can lift my sanctions any day!
9. If I were a gavel, I would bang you all night.
10. I can cam your bodia.
11. I motion to table the Chair.
12. You're my point of personal inquiry.
13. I'm your point of personal privilege.
14. Can I put missiles in your country?
15. Is that a placard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
1. My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
2. I'm in the mood to multiply.
3. There's an Easter parade in my pants... wanna go?
4. I'll show you where Easter eggs come from - you may be surprised!
5. Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?