Christian Pick Up Lines - 2
1. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from Gilead
2. How many times do I have to walk around you to make you fall for me?
3. How would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?
4. If you say no, I will rip out my hair and my beard
5. Unfortunately I cant perform miracles and I've only got enough bread and fish for 2 people.
6. It's obvious to me that you sprouted from the good kinda soil.
7. I believe one of my ribs belongs to you.
8. I just don't feel called to celibacy.
9. I'm a proverbs 32 kind of guy and you're a proverbs 31 kinda woman...
10. If we were around with Noah... then you, me... pair.
11. Let me sell you an indulgence because it's a sin to look as good as you do.
12. I'm pretty much considered an elder in the congregation these days
13. Me. You. Song of Songs: the remix.
14. When I read philippians 4:8, I think about you.
15. I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you... and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder
16. Look, you're nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now... just settle for me.
17. You make me want to be a better Christian.
18. You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.
19. Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.
More Pick Up Lines
1. Wanna go see the wonders of the world?
2. As it happens, the suit does come off.
3. Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel?
4. Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?
5. They say I'm faster than a speeding a bullet. Want to find out?
6. Did I hit you with my heat vision? Because you are on fire.
7. I could be anywhere on the planet 30 seconds from now... wanna come along for the ride?
8. I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.
9. It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.
10. My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close.
11. As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.
12. Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.
1. Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.
2. You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.
3. I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.
4. I think your clothes are made of Kryptonite, we've got to get rid of them immediately.
5. Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude?
6. I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.
7. You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?
8. Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?
9. You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...
10. You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?
11. They call me the Man of Steel. Well, at least, parts of me are anyways.
12. They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!
1. Can I moderate your caucus?
2. Are you a topic? Because I'd love to table you.
3. How long is your conference?
4. I hope that gavel's not the only thing you're banging.
5. It's not about how big your placard is, it's about how long you can keep it up.
6. If you're as long as the speaker's list, meet me in the bathroom.
7. I'll czech your republic.
8. It's not about how big your gavel is, it's about how hard you bang it.
9. My lips are weapons of mass destruction. Would you care to dismantle them?
10. I'd like to motion you to the floor.
11. I motion to have a ten-minute unmoderated caucus... in your pants.
12. Hey, wanna merge?
13. It's not the length of the caucus that counts... it's what you do with it.
14. I motion to enlongate the caucus